Karate Moms be like, I’ve never taken karate, but I’m going to tell you what you did wrong.
Wax on, wax off. That car better sparkle, son. Mr. Miyagi doesn’t play.
Your stances are too high! Seriously, make them lower.
Sensei let me lead warmup, 10 minutes of horse stance.+
One does not simply ask if they’re ready to test for their next belt.
Don’t go easy on me just because I’m a white belt… There. Now what did you learn?
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